"Oh, I like this world." - Arturo, after getting kissed by a drunk young lady on Oil Boom World.
"Oh, great, we get twenty minutes in Wealthyland ... we stuck two days here in Psychoville." - Remmy, after Arturo observes that on this world, men don't seem to like kisses from pretty girls.
"Man, you can take a man's body and beat it; you can take his soul and try it; but to do this to a hamburger is downright unkind." - Rembrandt on the quality of the grub at Faye's.
"You want to know what I've been doing that could have cured me? I'll tell you. I've been sliding through an interdimensional wormhole seeing how many ways people like YOU can screw up civilization!" - Quinn, to the scientists who are studying him.
"Man, look, I know you're hungry but where's your dignity?" - Rembrandt, to Arturo, who is looking through the trash to find mould for penicillin.
"Don't look at me, I'm just a chicken McNugget, you the quarter pounder." - Remmy to Arturo on who he thinks the flesh eaters on Cannibal World will devour first.
"Blistering idiot." - To pharmacist.
"Biology is what you do if you don't have the maths for real science."